The audience stood agog, unable to process exactly what they were seeing. A fully operations humanoid chess robot called Toto dancing to "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. Not since Deep Blue has the planet seen an AI chew through it's opponent on the chessboard with such unyielding objectivity. The artificial Irishman's mechanical brain whirring through 1.2 million calculations per second managed to leaver open Otto "Bismark" Viherä's king side defence. Unlike his namesake, Otto was going into the first boxing round with his defensive strategy in tatters, at least on the board.
Bismarck, the archetypal human being, a complex carbon life form, dignified and rippling with muscle - removed his shirt. Underneath Toto's exoskeleton a myriad of wiry fibers bushed from his torso whilst he limbered up for his first ever boxing round. A seismic clash of man and machine, the likes of which never seen before, exploded in a squall of swinging limbs, ligatures and levers. Neither fighter defending, neither giving the other a moment's pause, a Turinical nightmare from the pages of a sci-fi novel. However, Toto proved far less obdurate between the ropes. To calls of "Blood and Iron", it took Bismarck no less than 14 seconds to level the machine learning leviathan - winning by knock out. |
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L | W |
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| Anthony 'Toto' Bourached |
Name |
Otto 'Bismark' Vihera | | 0-0-0 |
W-L-D |
0-0-0 | | 26 |
Age |
26 | | 185 cm |
Height |
191 cm | | 75 kg |
Weight |
86 kg | | ? |
Reach |
? | | 2044 |
ELO |
1250 | | Ireland |
Country |
Finland | | Dublin |
Hometown |
Helsinki | | Islington Boxing Gym |
Gym |
Savate Boxing Sörnäinen | | PhD Student |
Job |
Investment agent |
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Vihera wins via boxing - KO (Round 2) |
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[Event "LCB - Seasons Beatings 2019"]
[Site "The Dome, London, England"]
[Date "2019.12.07"]
[Round "3"]
[White "Anthony 'Toto' Bourached"]
[Black "Otto 'Bismark' Vihera"]
[Result "*"] 1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 Nc6 4.Nf3 Be7 5.cxd5 exd5 6.Bf4 Bd6 7.Bg5 Nf6 8.Nxd5
O-O 9.Nxf6+ gxf6 10.Bd2 Bf5 11.a3 a6 * |
